"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

flamingno:

i can’t believe there’s finally a wikipedia article about me

flamingno:

i can’t believe there’s finally a wikipedia article about me

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

vomitmonster:

it makes sense that since you’ll eventually become witches, you should be called magical girls

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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ghostgirlninja1122:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u


it got better

ghostgirlninja1122:

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

it got better

beneviolent:

beneviolentskytreader:

"Creation"

working on a piece to go with this 

the companion piece will be male, named Destruction. i’m hoping it turns as well as this has


Track: gay
Plays: 46,422

owldude:

rukiarose:

APH Monaco is very important to me.

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Look at this cutie.

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She’s gorgeous.

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She’s even beautiful in cat form.

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bettycrocker:

a cute

luxtempestas:

when late night convos go to shit

circuitfry:

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

:’)

circuitfry:

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

:’)

(Source: joffreybarathoen)

roachpatrol:

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

poidkea:

happy 4/13 I hope you like your comics full of nudity and without context

ps this comic is in actuality just a long excuse to have john draw nipples on davesprite

oh my god how did I not see this before

this is amazing